Office worker accused of ejaculating into colleague’s drink
An office worker has been charged with twice ejaculating into a female colleague’s bottle of water – which she later DRANK.
A small British village held the world’s first ever – SALAD eating competition
John Cleese spotted with blonde 39 years his junior
Here’s John Cleese impersonating famous comedy duo Little and Large with his new love.
Illegal immigrants caught inside lorry full of yoghurt pots
Eight illegal immigrants have been caught trying to sneak past border guards – inside a lorry full of YOGHURT pots.
X Factor contestant faces the sack from job
A woman who pulled a sickie to audition for the X Factor is facing the sack – after her bosses recognised her on the show.
Famous World War II bagpiper passes away
A bagpiper who played men into battle as they stormed the beaches of Normandy during World War II has died, his family said today.
Sadistic paedophile jailed for 18 years
A ”cruel and predatory” former soldier has been jailed for 18 years for torturing and raping children as young as four.
Police release photo of car belonging to murdered woman
Police investigating the murder of a care worker yesterday released a photograph of her car which they believe hold the key to the killing.