A hospital had to call firefighters in to help a male patient who had a ring stuck – on his PENIS.
The red-faced gent, in his 60s, sheepishly admitted himself into A&E at East Surrey Hospital with a key-ring stuck on his manhood.
But hospital staff were forced to call firemen from nearby Reigate Fire Station, who used a HACKSAW to carefully remove the ring from the man’s wedding tackle.
The patient, who is not being named, reportedly refused to tell staff how the ring became trapped on his penis.
A firefighter said: “It was more of a keyring-style ring than a finger ring.
“We had to cut it off – we ended up using a hacksaw.”