Women secretly love cheesy chat-up lines, a study revealed today.
Although many women claim to find them naff, researchers have found that almost two thirds actually like it when a guy uses one on them.
Almost four in ten women have gone out with a man who approached them using a cheesy line, with one in ten even going on to have a long-term relationship with them.
The survey also revealed that 59 per cent of women think a man using a chat-up line shows he has a great sense of humour, with another 58 per cent saying it shows he is confident also.
One in twenty women even reckon they would be MORE likely to go out with a guy if they came out with a chat-up line to impress them.
And another 64 per cent would date a guy who used a corny line to chat them up if he was attractive.
Kat McClure, UK Country Manager for online casino mrgreen.com, said: ”For years, chat-up lines have been seen as desperate and something only a brave few men would dare to try.
”But it seems that they could actually be the best way to a woman’s heart.
”Women like a guy with a good sense of humour, and a good chat-up line can be a great way of displaying that men have one.
”It also takes confidence to pull off a successful chat-up line, which is another quality that can leave many women feeling weak at the knees.
”However, with the reputation chat-up lines have, it is going to take a brave guy to give it a go, but as long as you keep it light-hearted and don’t take it too seriously, you could find you are in luck.”
The study of 3,000 Brits also revealed men are still using a classic chat-up line to break the ice, with one in five believing they are a good way to approach a woman.
Four in ten admit they come out with a cheesy line on a regular basis to try and get a date with a girl and more than eight per cent of men even think they would have more success with the ladies if they used chat-up lines more often.
Researchers also revealed the chat-up lines men rely on to get the girl, with ‘Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?’ coming out on top.
Second place went to ‘Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?’ followed by ‘Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?’
‘Nice dress, it’d look good on my bedroom floor’ and ‘I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?’ completed the top five.
Other classic lines to feature in the poll include, ‘Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?’ and ‘I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead?’
Kat from mrgreen.com added: ”Chat-up lines may be cheesy but it looks like the mark of a true gent here in UK could be his opening one-liner after all.”
Top 20 most commonly used chat-up lines
1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
2. Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
4. Nice dress, it’d look good on my bedroom floor
5. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
6. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no) Would you like some? (if yes) Want some more?
7. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
8. Do you believe in helping the homeless? If yes, take me home with you.
9. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
11. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
12. I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead?
13. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
14. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
15. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
16. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
17. Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
18. I’m a frog but if you kiss me I’ll turn into a prince
19. Is there a Rainbow, because you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for
20. I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away
My cheesiest one I ever heard:Your black, I’m white wanna make brown?
I’m a pirate and I’m here for your booty. ARRRGGGGGHHH
I want to be your prisoner
lol wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
want a baby
so you want to have sex
LOL
roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour
Mines better ” I wish you were a house so I could smash your back doors in”
oh ya I like that!
u work dat magic
I’m from autoglass and I here to fill your crack
yes mate
yeeeeeeah boy
HAHAHAHAAA, smoooooth
If a guy said that to me I wouldn’t be able to resist
Excuse me but did you work at subway? No just tought you might of cuz looking at you ive got a footlong
lol can i nick dat 1?
hello
hi girl
sut up
Hello
hello sex
Hi
Hi mate
are u google cos ur everything im looking for ahah
No im yahoo
black and white make grey – besides no-one is actually black. ner.
Black and white makes grey, not brown.
Heres one
There will only be 7 planets left when i destroy uranus
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb I don, t know lets go to yours and find out
I have Red Lipstick on.
But I have Blue on.
Gimmie a kiss x
Wow Purple Lipstick?
That would make grey not brown ??
yes
Oh Dayyym.
Here’s one “Babe i’m like a rubix cube the more you play with me the harder i get”
I am pussy hunder
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Wouldn’t that make grey?
I can’t breathe,wanna do CPR?
Does your dad work for auto glass…….cos you would get smashed!!!!
Is your dad a terrorist ? Cause your the BOMB
is your arse from maccies because ime loving it!
hello how r u
I am fine
Hi Dawn How are you doing?
no its from bergerking and your a whopper
It’s Burger King lol
no its from bergerking and your a whopper
omfg hell that is fukin funny
suck mme off for a welsh cake !!
How are youwould like welsh cake
no
Is your name loreal? Because your worth it.
My name is Isaac Langhorn from Oldham and im fit… that usually does it
Not gonna say mine. Better than all these!
Do you drive love ???? Yes …. Well back onto this
lets play house you can be the door and ill slam you
Do you believe in angel’s? Cause I have one infront of me…
I doi am one
Yes Chloe ler-brook zammit is one
I lost my number can i have yours
if my heart was a cabbage i would give the leaves to any one but the heart i would give to you
Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?
Are you Irish because my penis is Dublin. #yolo
Did it hurt when you fell drom heaven
Is your name laura L because your worth it
Do you have any raisins? what about a date then?
do you come here often?
Grammar… if these lines are pronounced as bad as they are written, you’re never gonna get any 😉
going to*
Are your parents retards?
Because your special
Would you sleep with a stranger? ..No
Then hi, my name is….
ii love girls
Is your legs huring because you’ve been running on my mind all day!
do you work at subway…because your giving me a foot long
Your not ugly, your beautiful and amazing. You make models wish they were you and you make god wander how something so beautiful isnt in heaven
Are you The Rock because Im smelling what your cooking
I put your name in a circle because our love goes on forever
If I could compare love with something it would be a lion because our love is strong
Where you born in macdonalds? (No, Why?) Coz im loving it!
I would crawl through half a mile of broken glass just to stick flags in your sh*t
have you got home insurance? because i want to smash your back doors in
have you got a mirror in your nickers because I can see my self in them later
if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
i might not be barny rubble but i can make your bed rock………….
Are you an environmentalist? because I’d give your globes a warming
all of them are lame
Where you born on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.. 😀 lol
Come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up!!
Hi. You’ll do.
Are. u. from hell because. u are 1 naughty girl 😉
Do have have a pet imsurance? Because I’m going to demolish that pussy
do u av wi-fi? coz i’m feeling a connection
I like this chating room i want to join
Hi, my name is … Do you swallow?
U smell nice darling……. Did u run to the club??
I want u
Did you just fart…because you blew me away 😉
I know parseltongue, so can I hide my snake in your chamber of secrets?
If your a cat then I must be a dog cuz I’m always chasing
you: I love the smell of upsexy
her: what’s upsexy?
you: nothing much
is your name gillette, because your the best a man can get
does your dad work at a mail service because your the complete package
Are you a pokémon? Cause i wanna throw my balls at you.
my mate over there wants to know if you fancy me….
you’re so hot you ate bread and shit out toast
hi
If I had a garden I would put your two lips and my tulips together
LoveMySlagsss<3
~Tasha,Niki,Sophi&Lishaa
~Joeyy We Love Ya Baby :*xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
You better have a good personality
Are you from Ireland? Because my dicks Dublin!
Oh lol!
My girl is from Ireland..
all shite
There is a party in your mouth and I’m cuming
Do you have a plaster cos I think I just scraped my knees falling for you.
Try this one. “Dose your dad own a brewery?do you shag on first date? She will then say “I suppose I’ll have to you smooth talking cunt”
My best chat up line is this: What political party do you support, because in 9 months time you’ll be in labour.
If you were an Autobot you’d be called Optimus Fine!!
Excuse me have you sat on sugar? Because your ass is looking sweet!
You:I got magic watch that tells me your not wearin any underwear
Her:I am
You:It must be an hour fast then
Hi, my name’s …… Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later
Excuse me love u dropped something. (girl looks down) It was my number, would u like me to write it down again for u?
It’s nice. Very interesting. I will love 2 join
Is there a mirror in ur pants cos i can see myself on it
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cos your face is fucked up.
Do you have a smartphone, because I need to use google maps I’m lost in your eyes.
Does your dad work on an oil rig because I want to drill you
get in the van I have a knife
Have you got fake eye lashes on She replies no close your eyes then and kiss her boom works evreytime
I hope you’ve got pet insurance. Because I’m gonna destroy your pussy
You could fall from the sky, you could fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me
I want sex , Anyone ? ladies only
i’ll tuck it in to look like a lady for you. what’s your mum’s name? i’ll be her for you tonight mwah.
You a parking ticket coz ur fine !!!!
Wana come back to my house cos theres a sale and the clothes are a 100% off
is your dad stupid? you look stupid. are you easy? here’s a fiver that should do it.
do you like trainspotting, no, ok, erm… i’ll go have another glass of milk.
check this out ‘thwack’ it’s my lucky condom, had it for years..dad gave it to me. used it in africa a few times no aids yet.. i think. hey, let’s go try it out.
you are ugly, therefore desperate. let’s go.
that looks like a cheap dress. you must be a gypsy, get in the van.
grab your coat you’ve pulled, actually you probably don’t have a coat. girls your size don’t feel the cold.
look at you!! HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
love me sexy
Your middle name must be suger.ciz your swwet as fuck
How do you want your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?
are you from tennessee? coz youre the only ten i see
I can love you like know one can i can be yur best boyfriend