Safe sex sweater helps protect against disease and pregnancy – because it is so UGLY


Makers of a special jumper claim it can protect against sexually-transmitted diseases – because it is so UGLY.

The hideous condom-print sweater comes with a disclaimer saying the jumper only protects against STIs and pregnancy because nobody in their right mind would have sex with its wearer.

The £39.99 safe sex sweater is certainly not for the faint-hearted

A Firebox spokesperson said: “Simply pull it on and relax, safe in the knowledge that thanks to its unique design and latex polyester construction, you’re completely protected from any potential unwanted sexual advances.”

The unisex Safe-Sex Sweater is available exclusively from priced £39.99.


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