Reformed hellraiser Russell Brand has admitted life is duller – sorry, calmer – now he’s swapped his wild ways for marital bliss with Katy Perry.
The Comedian confessed to Piers Morgan during his Life Stories interview: “I can’t believe I used to have sex 20 times a week, especially now I’m married.
“But now I’m a bloody good gardener.”
The self-confessed former – count them – alcohol, heroin and sex addict once claimed to have slept with five girls a day during his fast-living heyday.
He also expressed his amazement that wife Katy, 25, doesn’t wake up every day with a full face of make-up and her hair done.
“She takes ages to get ready, it’s unbelievable,” he said.
“I had no idea what went on, I was never normally around for that bit.”
Russell, 35, also admitted that having to stick to just one woman is tough.
He said: “It’s difficult getting used to just one person and being in the same house every day.
“I take it one step at a time – like with drugs, like with alcohol.”
The full interview will be broadcast on ITV next month.
Wait. When was he ever a comedian? 😉
I feel sorry for his wife already!!!!!!
These quotes are taken totally out of context. You’re making a story where there isn’t one!
OMG I feel really sorry for katy I mean I one really big fan of her I feel bad for her because she maried that Bithch!!!
must be a good root but
liz taylor would suck him dry
if he’s trying to be funny he’s missed the mark!
I’d like to get my 5 day … he should go back to it.
What a wanker
yawn.