Fruit cock tale! Mum-of-two finds rude-shaped strawberry in her garden

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The penis shaped strawberry discovered by Carole Collen
The penis shaped strawberry discovered by Carole Collen

How about this for a particularly fruity strawberry?

Carole Collen burst out laughing when she found the cheekily-shaped crop dangling in her garden.

The mum-of-two carried it inside to show her family – and then took a photo so her friends could see it.

The penis shaped strawberry discovered by Carole Collen
The penis shaped strawberry discovered by Carole Collen

Carole, 52, of Dartford, Kent said: “When I saw it I just thought ‘Oh my God.’

“It immediately reminded me of a man’s bits and I just had to take a photo.

“At first I thought a snail must have eaten into it, but it has’t – it’s all natural.

Carole Collen, 52, was pottering about in her garden in Dartford, Kent, this Sunday when she spotted the cheekily shaped berry dangling amid her fruit and veg patch
Carole Collen, 52, was pottering about in her garden in Dartford, Kent, this Sunday when she spotted the cheekily shaped berry dangling amid her fruit and veg patch

“It’s funny how a strawberry can grow like that and my family couldn’t stop laughing.

“I must admit though I did think it was a bit small. It would be nice if it grew a bit bigger.”

Carole, a professional housekeeper, has now popped the sexy strawberry in her fridge to preserve it for a charity raffle.

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