How about this for a particularly fruity strawberry?
Carole Collen burst out laughing when she found the cheekily-shaped crop dangling in her garden.
The mum-of-two carried it inside to show her family – and then took a photo so her friends could see it.
Carole, 52, of Dartford, Kent said: “When I saw it I just thought ‘Oh my God.’
“It immediately reminded me of a man’s bits and I just had to take a photo.
“At first I thought a snail must have eaten into it, but it has’t – it’s all natural.
“It’s funny how a strawberry can grow like that and my family couldn’t stop laughing.
“I must admit though I did think it was a bit small. It would be nice if it grew a bit bigger.”
Carole, a professional housekeeper, has now popped the sexy strawberry in her fridge to preserve it for a charity raffle.