Jessica Yates who impaled her nose on an umbrella. See SWNS story SWBROLLY: Reveller Jessica Yates was brolly unlucky when she fell off a hotel bed – and impaled her face on her UMBRELLA. The tip of one of the metal spokes rammed into her NOSE and pierced down through her GUM and into her MOUTH. Friend Laura Sullivan dialled 999 as the black and green brolly was stuck fast and too painful to pull out. Stunned Jessica, 22, slowly stood up – and went to meet the paramedics with the umbrella hanging from her face.