Charlie Sheen’s maddest quotes: Star’s most ‘winning’ moments


Charlie Sheen’s mad rantings and ravings have gained him more than 2.8 million followers on Twitter and spawned a You Tube autotune remix which has clocked up a staggering 5.7 million views in just three days.

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Here’s a list of the actor’s most legendary ‘wins’:

“I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”

“I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time – and this includes naps –I’m an F-18, bro.”

“I will destroy you in the air and I will deploy my ordinance to the ground”

“I was taking more [drugs] than anyone could handle. I was banging seven gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I role. I have one speed, I have one gear – go!

“News flash: I am special and I will never be one of you!”

“I’m tired of pretending I’m not some total friggin’ rock star from the planet Mars.”

“Kill me but you do not have the right to judge me – boom!”

“I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“Battle cry, my deadly and dangerous secret silent soldiers.”

“The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.”

“I blinked and I cured my brain.”

“I’m sorry my life is just so much more bitchin’ than yours!”

“I don’t have time for their judgement and their stupidity, and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, ‘I can’t process it’ well, no, you will never stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show.”

“You can’t process me with a normal brain.”

“Th run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Richards, all of ’em look like droopy-eyed, armless children.”

“I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”

“Dying is for fools, dying is for amateurs.”

“What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom.”

“I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart – I got tiger blood, man.”

“Borrow my brain and you’ll be like: ‘Dude! Can’t handle it!”

And our absolute favourite….

“I try to be known for my work more than anything else.”

Video: The Sheen quote autotune remix


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