The Wall Street Journal found that, when faced with a choice of Sheen and Palin, democrat voters chose the headline-grabbing actor over the former Alaskan governor by 44-24.
And when republican voters were faced with a hypothetical Sheen v Obama election, America’s favourite trainwreck emerged as the 37-28 favourite.
Even worse, when those describing themselves as politically independent were polled, Charlie was still winning (duh) over Palin with a 41-36 majority.
Funnily enough, Charlie is currently looking for a new job after being sacked from his sitcom Two and a Half Men.
If the hellraiser was residing in the White House he could definitely deliver some amusing speeches.
He’d also be the first president with TWO first ladies.