Charlie Sheen and porn star girlfriend Bree Olson ‘split’

It’s a sad day for romance – Charlie Sheen is rumoured to have split from one of his live-in ‘goddesses’, porn star Bree Olson.

The, erm, ‘actress’ – real name Rachel Oberlin – was previously never far from Charlie’s arm when his media circus started up a couple of weeks ago.

But for the past week she has been absent from twitpics and videos posted by America’s favourite trainwreck – only his second ‘goddess’, Natalie Kenly, has been present.

Bree and Charlie were previously living in a bizarre menage a trois with former nanny Natalie at the actor’s Los Angeles mansion.

He described the set-up to ABC’s Andrea Canning as: “An organic union of the hearts.”

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But there was trouble in polygamous paradise when Bree apparently walked out on March 5.

Charlie tweeted: “Sober Valley Lodge; Rachel has left the building.”

He then added the oh-so-romantic: “We’re sad… Over it… Applications now being accepted.”

Less than 48 hours later Charlie told TMZ.com that Bree had returned to his house after a brief argument regarding his “warlock fangs,” whatever that may mean.

But despite his insistence they are still together, little has been seen of her since.

Meanwhile, Charlie is turning his fall from grace in to possibly the most profitable breakdown in Hollywood history.

His upcoming Violent Torpedo of Truth live tour has sold out, and he is even retailing merchandise emblazoned with his catchphrases, such as the T-Shirts modelled by him and Natalie above.

Charlie posted the pic to his Twitter feed along with the message: “Eat your hearts out, literally! Now go buy it.”

He probably needs all the cash he can get after being sacked from his $2 million per episode gig in CBS’s Two and a Half Men.