Annoying boyfriend Callum Kelly and his long suffering girlfriend Roxie Alves. See National News story NNANNOY; Britains most annoying boyfriend has claimed his girlfriend loves his stunts - despite getting frustrated. Callum Kelly, 29, films clips of himself winding up his long-term girlfriend Roxie Alves, 27, with bad puns and props. He filmed a new video while on holiday in Ponte de Blaca, Portugal last week. In the footage, he tells Roxie "stop treating me like a dummy" in front of a shop mannequin, and "you're driving me crazy" as a car passes.