Wednesday’s news: Salad eating, John Cleese and office ejaculation

August 18, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

Office worker accused of ejaculating into colleague’s drink

An office worker has been charged with twice ejaculating into a female colleague’s bottle of water – which she later DRANK.

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World’s first salad eating competition held

A small British village held the world’s first ever – SALAD eating competition

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John Cleese spotted with blonde 39 years his junior

Here’s John Cleese impersonating famous comedy duo Little and Large with his new love.

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Illegal immigrants caught inside lorry full of yoghurt pots

Eight illegal immigrants have been caught trying to sneak past border guards – inside a lorry full of YOGHURT pots.

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X Factor contestant faces the sack from job

A woman who pulled a sickie to audition for the X Factor is facing the sack – after her bosses recognised her on the show.

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Famous World War II bagpiper passes away

A bagpiper who played men into battle as they stormed the beaches of Normandy during World War II has died, his family said today.

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Sadistic paedophile jailed for 18 years

A ”cruel and predatory” former soldier has been jailed for 18 years for torturing and raping children as young as four.

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Police release photo of car belonging to murdered woman

Police investigating the murder of a care worker yesterday released a photograph of her car which they believe hold the key to the killing.

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